Comic Zings Social Media Hawks

Sharp-eyed Ryan Long targets the sudden love of Ukraine

Ryan Long

Great White Hate for Canadians

 Comic Ryan Long battles the grim existence of being a white immigrant.

Ryan Long

Canadian Trucker Limerick

 

goldennews

In Ottawa streets walk brutes,

Quite proud of their nice jackboots,

But while they high-five,

Their wives do connive,

With truckers in carnal pursuits.

White Gentrification Fail

Rylan Long shows how realtors can help stop the yogaizing of neighborhoods. 

Ryan Long

Motorcyclist Identifies as Bicyclist

 Deep inside, he knew his true identity.

The Babylon Bee

Greta Climate Scold Doll

 Order now while supplies last!

The Babylon Bee

Idaho Speaks to New California Residents

 A good press conference parody. Boy, does this guy look like an Idaho governor. 

joeinert

Comedians Battle Comedic Oppression

 

Once again, Ryan Long leads the way, suppressing fellow comics who refuse to squash the chuckles least someone be offended. 

Ryan Long

Pro Protester Hacks

Ryan Long supplies the tips for full-time activists.

Ryan Long

#Woke and Racist Find Common Ground

You wouldn't think so, but a Woke SJW and a white racists discover the benefits of a good conversation. Isn't that where healing starts?

Ryan Long

Ruins of CHAZ/CHOP Draw Interest

Remember this when you think of exploring old cultures. Egypt is far away and rather dangerous. Seattle is much closer and rather dangerous. 

Babylon Bee

Benefits of Cancel Culture

And you thought it was all about bellowing.

Ryan Long