English Ditched from CA Ballot

 

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Strange doings take place in a decaying state.

Disney and Mossad Interrogate Hamas

 War Forges Strange Partnerships

If the Mouse is determined to make woke flops, then someone, somewhere will spot a hidden advantage in such films.

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'Male and Pale is Stale' Leads to 'Flop Busters'

 

Dream Factory Now a Nightmare for Some

 

h/t: Ace of Spades HQ

 

 

An anonymous member of the Writers Guild of America has posted an open letter to the guild pointing out the hazards of DEI.  (A more nuanced defintion here.) Said writer posted the letter to a movie critic site called Film Threat instead of the entertainment industry press.

The letter speaks of a climate of fear smothering Hollywood as the top-down push for DEI is resulting in discrimination against white males and the hiring of writers for no other reason than the color of their skin or sexual preferences. This leads to the production of expensive 'flop busters' such as The Marvels or the latest Indiana Jones.

Sadly, animation—South Park excepted—was gobbled up by DEI years ago.

There's more in the open letter. Also, if you must watch video, check out YouTube Channel Film Threat's take on the subject. 

The clash between enforced DEI and productivity is being waged across many industries. Now Hollywood must choose between the illusion of fairness and product quality, in addition to appeasing the Chinese.

South Park best summed up the effects of DEI on creativity:

(Language Warning)

 

Joke Lol

Making Fun of TikTok

A trio of shorts poking fun at that social media magnet for the disturbed: TikTok.

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Top 3 Visualizations for Dogs

Do Dogs Crave Calm?

View and learn. 

John P. McCann Channel

Epic Gift-Wrapping Fail

 Not everything goes smoothly over the holiday season. A smple gift-wrapping can turn into a chore if approached with the wrong mindset.

John P. McCann Channel

TikTokers React to Pearl Harbor

Educated by the dim, today's youth respond to the 82th anniversary of the bombing of Pearl Harbor.

 

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Tasteless TikTok Take on Osama Bin Laden

 TikTok: Where the Abnormal Relax

Ah, TikTok, the 21st Century home for hostile odd people. In keeping with their standards, TikTokers have recently discovered a new crush: Osama Bin Ladin. Why the architect of the 911 attacks is now viewed as cool will be discussed by future historians—I hope.

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The Marvels Sold for Fertilizer

 Lessons Learned?

Disney no longer knows their audience. Thankfully, non-tradtional markets exist for their products.

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Killer Giraffe Caught in the Act

 

A Long Neck Can Hide an Evil Mind

Another day, another video on the eerie qualities of giraffes. They are tricky creatures and conceal malice behind affection. Don't be like a giraffe.

John P. McCann Channel

Rare African Fire Giraffes

 Tall, Graceful, and Full-of Flame

What if you could be all those things? How different would your life be?

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Hollywood Squashes Wall-E

A Robot Learns There's No Business Like Show Business 

Tinsel Town can be oh-so cruel. Watch the rise and fall of a robot star.

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George Orwell Poem on Puppies and Teddy Bears

 

More fun with AI as George Orwell pens some verse on the topic of fun fluffy things.

Ciinnamon-Stars Deviant Art

Long Live Stuffed Brother!

In the land of innocence and plush delight,

Where fluffy tyrants rule with all their might,

Puppies and teddy bears, a surreal sight,

In a world of propaganda, we'll now recite.

 

The puppies, round and soft, so sweet and pure,

But in their eyes, a watchful, secret lure.

Their fluffy paws, a grip so firm and sure,

They play the part, but motives are obscure.

 

Teddy bears, with button eyes, so sly,

In the arms of children, they comply.

A symbol of comfort, as we imply,

But who's the master in this wicked lie?

 

In this utopia of cuddles and play,

The puppies and bears have a role to convey.

They're tools of control, in a subtle way,

As innocence withers, and freedoms decay.

 

They listen in silence, these loyal spies,

Gathering secrets, with their woolly guise.

Whispered confessions, each baby's cries,

In the name of safety, liberty dies.

 

Big Brother watches, through the guise of fluff,

Tracking our lives, and it's more than enough.

As we hug our teddies, and play with our pups,

The surveillance state only tightens its cuffs.

 

So remember, my friends, in this tale so grim,

The cute and the cuddly, it's all a scheme.

In the spirit of Orwell, let's not be dim,

For the truth lies hidden, in this puppy dream.

—ChatGPT

The Dark Knight's Gloomy Day

 

Even our heroes experience time in the dumps.

John P. McCann Channel

Is Gaza The World's Largest Open Air Prison?

 What has upset some people?

Over the past two weeks in the media, I've heard any number of Palestinian boosters use the title phrase. So I made a wry remark. While the current Middle East war is bound to raise passions, was said remark especially hurtful? Give it a look. You decide. 

  

John P. McCann Channel

Winnie the Pooh Must Die!

Oh, Pooh

Beloved denizen of the Hundred Acre Wood faces off against unknown toughies

 who later reflect on their deeds.

 

John P. McCann Channel

Top 5 Tips to Avoid Leprosy

No One Parties With the Unclean

 Learn how to prevent leprosy with these quick and essential tips! Leprosy, caused by Mycobacterium leprae, can be avoided through good hygiene, awareness, and certain unusual practices that seem odd. Watch this short satirical video to discover the key steps to keeping yourself and your loved ones from being branded unclean and driven from the neighborhood. Stay informed and stay healthy.

Top 5 Tips

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Hundred Acre-Holocaust Video

 The Fruits of Bad Diplomacy

Hopefully, Pooh and friends went underground with many honey pots. (Today was also a bad day for the Order of the Templars.) 

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How Far Would You Go to Be Diverse?

 More HR mirth from comic Ryan Long.

Ryan Long

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea with All-Transgendered Cast

 Once again, I asked ChatGPT to write me a YouTube script. This time the subject was a Disney + remake of the above-mentioned Jules Verne classic. And once again, AI did not disappoint. It even invented a fake review channel.

Title: "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: A Transcendent Adventure | Disney+ Remake"

[Introduction]

Host (H): Welcome back, movie enthusiasts, to another exciting episode of "CineMagic," your source for all things film and entertainment! Today, we have something truly groundbreaking to discuss. Disney+ is taking us on an underwater journey like never before with their remake of the 1954 classic, "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea." What sets this adaptation apart? Well, the entire cast features transgender actors, making it a significant milestone in Hollywood's pursuit of inclusivity and representation. Let's dive right in!

[Scene-by-Scene Analysis]

[Scene 1: The Nautilus]

H: Our story begins aboard the remarkable submarine, the Nautilus, commanded by the enigmatic Captain Nemo, played by the talented transgender actress, Alexis Williams. Williams brings depth and complexity to the character, making Nemo's inner turmoil and quest for justice even more compelling.

[Scene 2: Professor Aronnax]

H: Joining Nemo on his voyage is Professor Pierre Aronnax, portrayed by the charismatic transgender actor, Jordan Rodriguez. Rodriguez's portrayal adds a unique perspective to Aronnax's scientific curiosity and moral dilemmas as they explore the mysteries of the deep.

[Scene 3: Ned Land]

H: We can't forget the fearless Ned Land, portrayed by transgender actor Sam Patel. Patel's Ned Land is not only a master harpooner but also a symbol of resilience, highlighting the diversity within the transgender community.

[Scene 4: The Underwater World]

H: The breathtaking underwater scenes, brought to life through cutting-edge CGI, immerse viewers in a visually stunning and immersive world. The representation of aquatic life and coral reefs is not only visually impressive but also ecologically relevant, emphasizing Disney's commitment to environmental awareness.

[Scene 5: Exploration and Ethics]

H: As our heroes explore the depths of the ocean, the film delves into profound ethical questions surrounding humanity's impact on the environment and the consequences of unchecked technology. The transgender cast brings a unique perspective to these discussions, making them even more thought-provoking.

[Scene 6: Inclusivity and Representation]

H: "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea" is not just a remake; it's a celebration of diversity and representation in film. Disney+ has taken a bold step towards inclusivity, not only in front of the camera but also behind it, with transgender individuals involved in various aspects of production.

[Scene 7: A Modern Classic]

H: This remake pays homage to the 1954 classic while reimagining it for a new generation. The powerful performances of the transgender cast breathe new life into this timeless story of adventure, morality, and the mysteries of the deep.

[Conclusion]

H: "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: A Transcendent Adventure" on Disney+ promises to be a groundbreaking cinematic experience that combines classic storytelling with contemporary inclusivity. By featuring an all-transgender cast, Disney+ is taking a significant step towards a more diverse and representative future for the film industry. We can't wait to see how this underwater adventure unfolds. Don't forget to subscribe, like, and share to stay updated on all things CineMagic! Thanks for watching, and remember, magic happens when we all come together!

Disney + equals Disney films plus trans/gay stuff plus Disney films containing trans/gay stuff.

Even AI knows this.

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