On Internet radio, the CIA is running an ad campaign asking for adventurous, patriotic, curious citizens to serve as intelligence agents. Applicants skilled in bureaucratic in-fighting, dodging blame, and document-leaking will be fast-tracked to a supervisory position. Jobs are also available for old school spies, but applicants must provide their own newspaper with cut-out eye holes. Or simply join the State Department, become disgruntled and spy for Cuba. It'll help if you're a zealot with a sweet tooth, because the Cubans only pay in sugar cane.
3 comments:
I'm a zealot with a sweet tooth, but I don't know if I'd be a good spy.
You could pass on secrets of sculpting.
And how to stash large amounts of stolen plans and chocolate when boarding a plan.
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