I knew it! We really are living in the future! Since man first looked up at the moon, oh, maybe fifty years ago, he has longed to strap rockets to it and bring it to the home land. It's just amazing to see how far we've come.
Sweet juicy Jesus it is a truly sad day for me. People are honestly this freaking stupid. And it isn't comedy even. Oh the things toons would do with a news cast like this. Hell the things John Stewart would do with a news cast like this...All I can say is that I to long to swim to the bottom of an ocean and kill a giant crab on the back of a giant ox while chopping down a giant forest and all at the tender yet giant age of 3. Giantly.
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I knew it! We really are living in the future! Since man first looked up at the moon, oh, maybe fifty years ago, he has longed to strap rockets to it and bring it to the home land. It's just amazing to see how far we've come.
All it took was inspiration from the right god-like leader.
Sweet juicy Jesus it is a truly sad day for me. People are honestly this freaking stupid. And it isn't comedy even. Oh the things toons would do with a news cast like this. Hell the things John Stewart would do with a news cast like this...All I can say is that I to long to swim to the bottom of an ocean and kill a giant crab on the back of a giant ox while chopping down a giant forest and all at the tender yet giant age of 3. Giantly.
Follow that dream, Squirrely.
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