Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Baby, We Were Born to Use the Elliptical

That's my exercise world for the next two and a half months, along with swimming and various other non-running actions. As the leg mends and the new cartilage adjusts to knee life, I'm glad things have progressed so well and that no mistaken amputations or unauthorized organ harvesting have occurred - at least to me.

3 comments:

takineko said...

Are you sure they didn't harvest some of your less important organs?

Did they see you off in this thing?

http://newtech.aurum3.com/images/china-death-bus.jpg

JP Mac said...

As I mentioned elsewhere, I believe they added organs. Recent x-rays indicated I have between 4 and 7 kidneys and can pass liquids faster than Niagra Falls.

I'm not sure what that bus was, but, no, they didn't see me off in it. They tried, but the bus remains jammed in the elevator doors.

takineko said...

[That bus was from China. Affectionately dubbed the death bus, it's job is to pull over and pick up "criminals" and instantly issue their execution inside. But secretly the belief is that they use it to harvest organs for the black market.]

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