Monday, January 04, 2010

Things I Learned Emptying Out Old Boxes

My first published fiction piece was in an artsy mag called Chimera. - 1983

I wrote a pretty funny short story that I only sent out once back in 1986. Last night, I sent it out again.

For a time, I wrote poetry. - 1981

Comedian Tom Dreesen, who used to open for Frank Sinatra, rejected three jokes I sent him. - 1981

From 1985 to 1988, I sent out a lot of short stories, all rejected. The whole process was labor-intensive, from typing to return envelopes to postcards signifying arrival, to finding out months later that magazines had closed or moved without a forwarding address.

I got a lot of junk in boxes. - 2010.

3 comments:

takineko said...

And you're not going to share any of your old poems here?

John P. McCann said...

They belong in an old box.

I think I could write better ones now.

You sling poetry, yes?

takineko said...

I sling it, yes. I'm terrible cruel to it that way. I'm sure a real poet would be appalled.