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In the crazy world of animation, you learn something new everyday. For example, in Iran, Professor Hasan Bolkhari lectured students on how Zionists manufactured propaganda cartoons like Tom and Jerry. He also discovered through his scholarship that the characters were animated by Disney and not MGM. In later lectures, Professor Bolkhari explained why Dora The Explorer was a metaphor for Israeli Special Forces, and why lovable Doug was created in order to manipulate children into accepting Jewish/Masonic world domination. Currently, the Professor is working on a book, I Can't Wait for Iran to Have a Nuclear Weapon.
h/t: The Religion of Peace
9 comments:
there's just not enough facepalm.jpg in the world to express what I am feeling..
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h149/demotivator/FACEPALM.jpg
I like facepalm.
Boy, it's a world, isn't it?
There are plenty of other propaganda cartoons that are more.. obvious.. in their messages... so very weird.
I have to wonder what this guy would say about Bugs Bunny. Or Daffy. Or the ShamWOW and its creepy, excitable, googly eyed salesman. If he watched Jerry Springer his head would asplode.
I wonder what he'd make of Teletubbies?
Professor Hasan Bolkhari is a most learned man. I quote him: "Tom and Jerry was made in order to change the Europeans' perception of mice."
Who can argue with this? No one. It is a fact. Before Tom and Jerry existed, Eurpoeans were anti-mice. Post Tom and Jerry, Eurpoeans became totally pro-mice. If you argue with this truth, I will spit on you.
Professor Hasan continues: "Mice are very cunning and dirty." Also factual. There is no reason to question such a solid concept. So don't.
We must accept that this bearded professor is of the highest intellect. He should be given his own television program, like Mystery Science Theater 3000, and he can make comments while watching the cartoons. This would be educational and funny at the same time, because of the antics of the dirty mouse.
Praise Allah!
Finally, death to all cartoon-making and cartoon-watching Americans (although I do find Cartman pretty funny)
Mohammed Pisswan
Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
Thank you, Mr. PIsswan.
No threat you make can be worse than executive notes.
To Whom It May Concern:
I find the previous quip insulting and would like it to be changed to something less derogatory toward executives.
Thank you,
Gerald F. Southworpe
Executive V.P, Litigation
Kensington Industries
Suite 312
99500 Industrial Park Avenue
Flocton, Iowa 54829-6990
You know I've always had my doubts about The Ant and Aardvark Show...
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