My '50 Shades' satire punches the lights out of E.L. James' clunky, cliched prose as well as mocking her homage to rich stalkers. Set in the old west, Fifty Shades of Zane Grey lampoons the blockbuster trilogy that led to a blockbuster movie telling the tale of a lip-biting young woman who battles a bad case of murmuring, a railroad tycoon who wants to beat her, and an Inner Canadian Goose pecking at the inside of her head at the most inappropriate times.
STRIKE BACK AT E.L. JAMES
KINDLE COUNTDOWN
Your moment has arrived to read the one parody that dares mock the 50 Shades colossus for only $3.99. And starting next week you can enjoy the laughs and save 76% off the eBook price. No Kindle, no problem. Amazon WANTS you to buy my book and will provide you with an easy-to-install app that allows reading on your computer, laptop, Apple Watch, whatevs. Lo, the time of savings draws near:
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Mark your calendar. Even if you don't take advantage of this amazing discount, mark your calendar anyway. It's fun and beefs up your fine motor skills.
Join the growing tide of Anti 50 Shaders. Read Fifty Shades of Zane Grey and bask in the satisfaction that you were right and all those who loved the book were higher than old hippies in Colorado.
Have fun!
Image: I Hate 50 Shades of Grey
2 comments:
Hi JP. Back to work but life is treating me like a character like Lemony Snickett's Series of Unfortunate Events. Ever have a time when stuff was going on all the time? I have Fifty Shades of Zane Grey written down. Is this one of the books I can get in book (paperback) format? If so, It's MINE, come my birthday. I So need a good laugh!
The year of 2014 was very like that for me.
And, yes, you may obtain the paperback at http://www.amazon.com/Fifty-Shades-Zane-Grey-Mac/dp/0692415165/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1423450362&sr=1-3
I hope life improves for you and the laughs are delivered in a timely manner.
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