Wednesday, November 08, 2023
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Monday, November 06, 2023
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Friday, November 03, 2023
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Wednesday, November 01, 2023
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Tuesday, October 31, 2023
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Monday, October 30, 2023
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Friday, October 27, 2023
George Orwell Poem on Puppies and Teddy Bears
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Long Live Stuffed Brother!
In the land of innocence and plush delight,
Where fluffy tyrants rule with all their might,
Puppies and teddy bears, a surreal sight,
In a world of propaganda, we'll now recite.
The puppies, round and soft, so sweet and pure,
But in their eyes, a watchful, secret lure.
Their fluffy paws, a grip so firm and sure,
They play the part, but motives are obscure.
Teddy bears, with button eyes, so sly,
In the arms of children, they comply.
A symbol of comfort, as we imply,
But who's the master in this wicked lie?
In this utopia of cuddles and play,
The puppies and bears have a role to convey.
They're tools of control, in a subtle way,
As innocence withers, and freedoms decay.
They listen in silence, these loyal spies,
Gathering secrets, with their woolly guise.
Whispered confessions, each baby's cries,
In the name of safety, liberty dies.
Big Brother watches, through the guise of fluff,
Tracking our lives, and it's more than enough.
As we hug our teddies, and play with our pups,
The surveillance state only tightens its cuffs.
So remember, my friends, in this tale so grim,
The cute and the cuddly, it's all a scheme.
In the spirit of Orwell, let's not be dim,
For the truth lies hidden, in this puppy dream.
—ChatGPT
Wednesday, October 25, 2023
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Friday, October 20, 2023
Halloween Poem by Charles Bukowski
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A whiskey-soaked moon hangs low and dim,
On this dark October night, a spectral hymn.
The streets are alive with ghouls and jesters,
And the damned souls of lost barroom testers.
The neon lights flicker, casting eerie glows,
On the faces of the dead who walk in rows.
They stumble and stagger, their laughter obscene,
In the ghostly haze of a whiskey-drenched scene.
The women in costumes, alluring and wicked,
Their red lips like poison, their eyes like elixir.
They dance on the bar, and they dance on the table,
Seducing the devils, the demons, the unstable.
The bartenders pour, with a cynical grin,
Another shot of hellfire, another sip of sin.
The jukebox wails with a mournful tune,
As the lonely souls howl at the blood-red moon.
In the corner, a poet, battered and bruised,
With a notebook of verses, all battered and used.
He scribbles his lines in a drunken haze,
Capturing the madness of these haunted days.
Halloween, a night of chaos and vice,
Where the living and dead, they dance and entice.
In this city of shadows, where the lost souls reside,
It's a macabre carnival, an eternal ride.
So raise up your glass, and toast to the night,
As the darkness descends, and the witches take flight.
In the spirit of Bukowski, we revel and sing,
In this twisted, demented, and beautiful thing.
—— by ChatGPT
Wednesday, October 18, 2023
Winnie the Pooh Must Die!
Oh, Pooh
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