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The Creepy Horror Writer?
Yes, the very same. Now, for the first time ever, you may obtain a free pdf listing the smoking hot insight and moves that makes the name "Lovecraft" synonymous with "chick magnet."
All it will cost is your email. A small price to pay for the carnal knowledge nuggets awaiting you from the author of "The Call of Cthulhu," "The Dunwich Horror" and other eerie tales.
Yes, I Want! Do I Proceed by the Light of a Gibbous Moon?
Fortunately, the Internet is not on a lunar cycle so it's easier than that. Faster, too. In fact, snagging these free steamy hacks is simpler than finding a poet in a madhouse. Click over to this site—landing page, actually—then click a big button. (Mind your spam folder.) You're in the pipeline, not just for H.P., but also for intelligence such as this:
DEATH HONK LAUNCHES!
My dark fantasy collection of stories written over the last decade—some of you have sampled the selection—is now available in ebook form over on Apple, Barnes & Noble's Nook, Kobo—for my English-speaking friends in other lands—and Angus and Roberston, serving the reading needs of Down Under for any number of years. And more markets are inbound!
Stories of fright, crime, retribution, poetic justice, idiocy in high places, are on discount pre-order this very moment up to the official launch date of December 26. Then add a buck.
Death Honk, in sturdy ebook format, will be on sale December 26 at Amazon. (I could've preordered on Amazon via Kindle Direct Publishing, but then my book is exclusive to the Amazon colossus for three months. Since they only control 90% of the book market, they can do that. In my small way, I have objected.)
Softcover versions should be out shortly in early January.
Brandi Doane McCann—oddly enough, not a relative—designed the cover art. Visit her site over at Book Cover Design Services. Scroll down and admire Death Honk amidst the other fine cover art. Brother and sister writers, you could do much worse than allowing Brandi to design your cover.
And with that, I bid you a healthy and happy fifteenth day of December. God speed on your many tasks and obligations.
4 comments:
YAAAY!!!!! Love the cover! Can't wait to get it on paper back. Let me know, I'm in.
As to H.P. Lovecraft's dating tips, out of utter morbid curiosity, I have to find out. If nothing else, it will be a chuckle or hardy gafaw.
And speaking of hardy gafaws.... that computer. I remember the big floppy disc that went with them. They were about as sturdy as a jell-o mould in a heat wave. So I was so glad for the compact version, contained in a plastic shell. These days, I'm glad for the USB's that store so much more.
Love the classic Animaniacs. I haven't seen the new shows, not in entirety. What I did see I liked, but I'm helplessly old school. "Leave Well Enough alone." is usually my opinion, only to be proven wrong on more than one occasion. As far as that one clip (Draculee, Dracula) I will always remember the singular line, "Didn't you used to teach math on Sesame Street?"
OY! 🤷 This year. Viruses and rioting and who knows what else! We need a break form this in the worst way. We need to go to games and apologize for bumping each other's elbows and hang out at restaurants and hug upon meeting people we haven't seen all year. THAT is what we've been missing. YET, there are people who prefer taking their chances with the virus than taking the vaccine. If Covid was as common as common sense, we wouldn't need a vaccine.
It has certainly been a year.
I like the new cover much more than the old.
Don't forget to click on the image of H.P. Lovecraft
in the sidebar. It'll take you too a sign-up page. That
way you'll receive all the latest info on books right
in your inbox. (Check the spam folder, though. :-))
You called it on the SPAM . I went there first and, sure enough, there it was. I transferred it to my inbox. Will have to read it when I get home from work.
The new cover is way better. I will have to connect with your cover creator and find out how much she charges.
VERY much looking forward to an improving condition in 2021. There's a psychological aspect to NOT being able to hug and hang out with old friends and family that will seriously mess with us if this continues without a sign of relief. I just want to go to a baseball game. And I'll be very forgiving of someone who elbows me, sending my $5.00 pop all over my top.
This time, LAST year, I was DREADING the major mess of the big office kitchen , come the Christmas party. This year, No decorations. No party. It will be nice to clean a kitchen mess next year at this time. And if I write, complaining about messy people at Christmas parties, you can quote me, on looking forward to a Christmas mess in 2021.
Brandi's contact info is in the post. She's a bit on the high end, but does good work quickly.
Let me know and I'll drop her an email.
May your next Christmas mess clean-up be merry and bright.
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