Tuesday, April 15, 2014

"Little Book of Big Enlightenment" Up at Apple, Barnes and Noble, Kobo


Animated projects and indie book promotions. Between the two, I've had little chance to post for a few weeks. Before I go further, I hate formatting manuscripts for publication. What a boring pain! There. I'm restored.

The Little Book of Big Enlightenment is parked over at Smashwords, unavailable till May 9. However, you may pre-order a copy today at Apple, Barnes and Noble and, for my non-American chums, Kobo.  Get a jump on your reading peers before this astounding faux New Age book, written for the broadest of chuckles and telling you how to become spiritually enlightened in no time whatsoever, goes live on Amazon. And not just whopping monstrous Amazon, but all affiliated Smashwords sites such as the aforementioned Apple, B&N, Kobo plus FlipKart, Scribd and more. This humorous eBook will be spread across the Web like strawberry jam upon wheat toast. (A breakfast favorite around here.)

That was very sales-like and exhausting. Thank Heavens I've read The Little Book of Big Enlightenment and have sufficient serenity to withstand all contingencies. Well, most contingencies. Let's say a few contingencies and an unexpected bump or two not to exceed three per month. Then I grow sullen and overeat.

6 comments:

Unknown said...

Hi John; I sooo need a new book. Hopefully, this weekend. Looking forward to some hilarious enlightenment for 1.99.

JP Mac said...

Hey Gillian,

Alas you still won't get a new book this week. You can only pre-order on B&N and the other sites.

The book won't release until Fri. May 9.

However, if you wait until then, I'll have more to say about a promotion that'll give you half off the price.

So you'll have that going for you, which is nice.

Luke said...

Awesome! Just in time for summer break.

So John, Have you considered making a YouTube channel? I think that if it took off, you'd have a small gold mine on you'd hands.

JP Mac said...

Hi Luke,

I will eventually start a YouTube, but right now I'm absorbed in various projects.

Hope you are doing well in school and other things.

Unknown said...

Hi John; YAAAY!!!! I misread! I thought it was AVAILABLE til May 9th. Nope. I'm good. I can wait til May 9th Perfect timing ....Friday! A few dollars won't kill me. I'm up for a good comedy!

I know the feeling about being busy. In the case of being paid for it, you WANT to be busy. Keep up the good work!

JP Mac said...

God willing, it will be available for a very long time.

But that long time, as you've noted, begins Fri. May 9.

Hope you like the little book.

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