For the novice starting a TV animation career, here are seven diamond-encrusted ways to turn your big chance into a cautionary tale for others.1. Why doesn't this studio ever buy anything I bring in here?
In the animation world, ask and you shall not receive.
2. How many dim bulbs get to make notes on the scripts?
This query ensures you won't remain around long enough to count them.
3. My agent says you have fecal incontinence.
Possibly so but a seasoned animation veteran leaves medical issues for a more relaxed time.
4. Pilots are for timid losers. Do you have the nuts to go directly to 65 half hours?
Brashness can lead to ample free time.
5. I worked hard on this pitch and all you do is smile and nod like a dog hanging out a car window.
Pithy observations are best shared with peers and not animation executives.
6. Hey, this office has a killer view. I can see the car I'm living in!
Sadly, economic prejudice is alive and well in Hollywood.
7. When I worked here before, I would lock my office door and inflate a plastic woman.
This sort of provocative anecdote demands a strong response such as 'be silent and go away now.'
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2 comments:
I dunno, I think Nos. 3 and 7 are exactly the sort of things that Fox looks for these days...
Seven would might pass as a series springboard but always leaves co-workers a bit leery.
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