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| In between dictating Hollywood release dates, Kim Jong-un relaxes with giant fake cheese. |
Universal is scrabbling to deal with a threat from Kim Jong-un to unleash terror unless
50 Shades of Grey is yanked from release. Scheduled for a February 13, 2015 premier, the steamy sex pic is said to have irritated the communist dictator who was quoted as saying, "This film is not realistic. Women are not tied up and beaten unless they are political prisoners. Then they are killed with a flame thrower." Studio spokesperson Andy Stringcheesespine stated that no decision has yet been reached on whether to comply with Pyongyang's demand, but added, "The right decision will be reached because Hollywood and courage are synonymous."
Image: Mirror
Update: December 24
The Interview will screen on Christmas Day despite threats from Kim Jong-un to starve his population.
Son of Update
Make that screening today. And congrats to Sony for showing grit and defying Dennis Rodman's dearest friend.
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