A Happy New Year to all as I spend it safely indoors, counting on others to usher in 2015 with style, panache, and drunk fail videos for some 2015 You Tube compilation.
Writing continues at a frantic pace for a joint eBook-softcover release probably around the first week of February. If you're a resolution maker, here's one from a famous guy from back in the day.
h/t: Johnny Carson
Wednesday, December 31, 2014
Thursday, December 25, 2014
Merry Christmas Santa—And Everyone Else!
An upbeat seasonal song on this special day, especially to my brother-in-law and cousins in the damp northwest, suffering from the flu. May your presents contain medicine. Merry Christmas!
h/t: Chrisrocks007
h/t: Chrisrocks007
Wednesday, December 24, 2014
Last Second eBook Shopping
For whom the bell trolls! |
Undrastormur: A Viking Tale of Troublesome
Trolls
How do you cope when trolls show up at your village with an appetite? In this short fantasy by TV animation writing ace Roger Eschbacher learn what young Erik must do to save his people. Suitable for young and old alike. Under a dollar. (That's .99 in Kindle-speak.)
Justice and fun in one rea |
Jury Doody
Yes, this is by me and details my adventure on jury duty trying to tease out the truth in a bizarre case of spousal assault. Here is the real LA Law in a quick amusing read suitable for teens and up and available for under a dollar. Also available on Smashwords.
Offensive tales that attack. |
Appalling Yarns
Unnoted recluse and veteran TV cameraman Dutch Heckman has assembled a collection of offbeat tales so dark they illuminate Black Holes. Read why Oscar is a likable ogre, and marvel at what happens to Risky Ventures when his luck runs out. Something to offend everyone. Adults only. $2.99.
Do you really want to check your cell phone at dinner? |
Aunti Jodi's Helpful Hints
In a changing world, Aunti Jodi guides you through life's thickets with wit, humor, advice, and a glass of champagne—for her, that is. Jodie Adler's light-hearted look at mores and manners is the perfect gift for that special someone who really needs a hint. Suitable for teens and up. $4.99.
There's no place like om for the holidays. |
The Little Book of Big Enlightenment
Enjoy the fun as a guru and a marketing hack trade snark and barbs in the pages of the latest pop spirituality text detailing a path to instant enlightenment. Who is Big Spirit? How do they benefit from stopping your rapid climb to the top of Mount Serenity? Once again, this one's mine and suitable for teens and up. $1.99. Also available at Smashwords.
Saturday, December 20, 2014
50ZG Parody Progress
Zane Grey adding up his royalties back in the day. (Image: bio) |
And while my title is catchy, Zane Grey, western novelist, and once the highest paid writer in the world, is as lost to contemporary life as analog phones and the western itself. Over the next six weeks, I'll be laboring to reestablish the name Zane Grey with the western genre he did so much to pioneer—so to speak. Then wed Grey's world to the sultry titillation of E.L. James in the hopes of providing a few laughs in time for the mid-February film launch. What happens afterwards? While the vault of time holds this answer in abeyance, I only know I'm bound to proceed with my next book.
Until that golden day, behold a funny spoof of the '50 Shades' trailer.
h/t: Spank!
Friday, December 19, 2014
Norks Denounce 50 Shades
In between dictating Hollywood release dates, Kim Jong-un relaxes with giant fake cheese. |
Image: Mirror
Update: December 24
The Interview will screen on Christmas Day despite threats from Kim Jong-un to starve his population.
Son of Update
Make that screening today. And congrats to Sony for showing grit and defying Dennis Rodman's dearest friend.
Friday, December 12, 2014
TVIT with Julianne Buescher
Image: katyanovablog |
More mirth from Paul Rugg and friends as Julianne Buescher joined That Voice Over Improv Thing on Wednesday for fun and robust comedy. Also present, long time Animaniacs supporter Ron O'Dell and spouse, yelling out suggestions in a manner befitting a long-time supporter.
Tuesday, December 09, 2014
Five-Page Power Writing Tip
Image: Better Movement |
New writing strategy as I press forward with 50 Shades of Zane Grey. I've broken my chapters up into threes and write in bursts of five pages. Not every chapter comes out to fifteen pages, but close enough. I find that five pages in a separate document limits my bad habit of drifting back to "fix" yesterday's stuff instead of pressing on. When I falter, it's only five pages.
Another plus is I can build mini-arcs into each five page packet, giving me tiny-cliffhangers within each chapter. Five is a very manageable number and I'm not frozen by the thought of how much further I have to go.
There's all kinds of ways of doing things and right now this is mine. I'm encouraged by how fast and how much I'm getting done. So far it beats word count as a daily metric.
Here is your Old West Word of the Day: GAY CAT—I know—defined as one who cases banks and towns for future jobs. (I'm sensing criminal activity here.) How language does change.
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